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(The last Saturday of November came around with the first snow)
I was just flipping through the channels,
and saw Hee-chul's come-back performance.
Super Junior's.
He looked so different, so cool!
The original dance idol group.
Kim Hee-chul!
You!
Is he pretending to be Hong Jin-young?
I was so touched!
I didn't know you thought of us that way, so preciously!
It was a way for you to show your affection, all the times you'd tease me?
Don't look at me.
(Switching back and forth from joy and anger)
(Grabbing a bunch of wet tissue)
Ho-dong drooled a bowl of spit on my desk!
(All wet)
I brought it up because
- Your new album came out. - Yes, that's true.
I read "Thanks to" part in the album jacket, and surprised!
He really thinks of us as his real brothers!
- Really? - Like family!
Except for you.
Want me to read it?
What, he didn't mention me?
"Thanks to..."
"The production staff of 'Ask Us Anything,' thank you for giving me
a new sense of life and happiness."
"I'm sure you want to thank me too, so we're all the same."
Shouldn't you be more expressive?
"'Hee-chul! You're a new character, no one was like you on TV before.'"
"'I respect you,' Kang Ho-dong would say this as the oldest brother of the show,
showing me thumbs-up."
(Love you, Ho-dong!)
"Always agreeing to my opinions with a warm smile, but tells me not to invest."
"That's Lee Sang-min."
"Kekeke, you're crazy, kekeke!"
"He really likes me and gives the best kind of reaction to my jokes,
Seo Jang-hoon."
"And Kim Yeong-cheol."
(No description for Yeong-cheol)
"I learn so much from Lee Soo-geun in all things related to comedy."
(That's me!)
"'You played video games again last night?' Kyung-hoon asks about my daily life,
and encourages me when I'm tired. That's Min Kyung-hoon!"
The end.
When I was writing it,
I realized that I forgot to write about Yeong-cheol.
"And Kim Yeong-cheol"? I'm so sad.
You're lucky he remembered your name at all.
What did you say?
Everyone else's got 3, 4 sentences of description but me!
Mine's just a part of Jang-hoon's description?
"Oh!"
"Dang-gap Kim Yeong-cheol!"
"Thanks for always being my punching bag."
He wrote more about me?
"I wanted to write about you at the end."
"You're just as funny as Ho-dong, Dong-yup, Jae-suc, and myself when
there are no cameras around."
"Ring ring, I'm your partner!"
He wrote so much!
What just happened?
I think Ho-dong's making this up so you won't be sad.
- Really? - I never wrote that.
No really, did you or did you not?
- He did. - Your part's the longest.
Yeong-cheol's is absolutely needed in our show, though he's not so noticeable.
That's true.
Oh, and there was this thing on an MP3 site.
You're voted the number one trot single of the year,
and our song, "Sweet Dream," is also number one for a different category.
I'm so happy great things are happening, we have to be even more careful
at times like these.
They say, "the bad comes with the good."
- We have to be cautious. - Health-wise, too.
Yeong-cheol, you should be careful.
Things are working out really well for you, much better than expected.
"Better than expected"!
(And the transfer students also came earlier than expected)
I thought 2 male students just walked in.
(Go Joon-hee)
(Jin Goo)
I've never met them before, for real!
Hello!
You wore pants today to fight us?
- Let us introduce ourselves first. - OK, go ahead.
You got nice shoes on!
We're from "We Look Tough on the Outside but
(Quickly run back to his seat)
We're from "We Look Tough on the Outside but
Soft on the Inside" high school.
We're Jin Goo and Joon-hee. Hello!
I haven't met any of you before.
We're "untouchable."
We won't scare you unless you touch us.
No need to worry.
I thought we were getting 2 male students, I was about to leave.
Jin-goo, don't act tough! Get your hands out of your pockets.
(Stares)
Get your hands out of your pockets.
I'll just get one hand out.
(Acting half-way tough now)
You heard about how things are at our school?
Yes... Yeah, of course.
Have you met Ho-dong before?
I met him once, at a funeral.
- Me too. - That was 15 years ago.
15 years ago?
You killed someone then?
(It's scary here)
You met me at a funeral?
I said, "Hello, Ho-dong," for the first time.
You said, "I like you, I'm Byun-hun's friend."
And you were playing cards.
Playing cards at a funeral?
(It's news to me!)
There's no way I was gambling at a funeral!
Today's investigative report is about a person who's going around
funerals and using them as gambling houses, Mr. Kang.
Should I hide? What should I do?
I might have misunderstood.
Wasn't that when you were on the drama "All In"? 15 years ago?
He was playing cards next to my table, but I'm not sure if he was drinking.
I never gamble, even for fun.
I guess I was wrong then.
Ho-dong doesn't play cards.
We were never on the same show before, right?
Never, this is the first time.
- You know who she is? - I do, but I never met her before.
- We've met while shopping before. - Yes, that's right.
(Glad to see you again!)
I'm a shopaholic.
Kyung-hoon knows all the pretty girls.
She's famous!
From what? Why's she famous?
She's famous for her fashion sense.
You knew that about her?
(Even Kyung-hoon's heard of Joon-hee)
She was a school uniform model, right?
Yes.
(She debuted as a school uniform model)
I told you not to use honorifics, you think we're a joke?
Why are you using honorifics so early in the morning, it's upsetting!
What are you looking at?
(I was just laughing!)
It's rude to use honorifics, let's stop it.
One day I'm just gonna...
I hold myself back today.
(A cultural shock)
Don't you just feel bad for Ho-dong at times?
There are days like this.
(Pays attention)
I want to see a big event fight to see what happens.
I need a little more of a reason to fight him.
I saw the teaser for the drama you're doing, it was no joke.
"Untouchable."
Park Geun-hyung says this in the teaser as he gets out of a car,
"I wonder how it feels to look down on the world from up there."
(Sang-min knows!)
It's important that our show is successful.
That drama comes right after our show.
Our viewers should watch it right after.
Kim Sung-kyun is on that drama too.
It's not on at the same time as our show, right?
No, it's after our slot, didn't you hear?
(Let's work together, guys!)
"Oh, it's after our slot? 'Untouchable?'"
What's he saying?
If Joon-hee modeled for school uniforms, Jin Goo should do military uniforms.
(That's right!)
I thought he was already in the military.
Do you get paid with military snacks instead of money then?
Or vacation.
Ever since I was little, I'd mimic famous people and talk like them.
That's how I ended up being an actor.
That's what happens to comedians, actually.
I know, right?
I thought about that too.
Whom can you impersonate?
I can do Lee Byung-Hun.
And Park Shin-yang.
He sounds like them.
Shall we see both of them as a medley?
Show us!
Oh, Ho-dong, nice to see you.
(He sounds like Byung-Hun!)
How've you been, Byung-Hun?
Yeah, I've been well.
You're doing a new TV drama?
There's a colleague of mine, Jin Goo.
Sounds just like him!
He's doing a new JTBC drama called, "Untouchable."
I hope you watch it.
Can you do one of his famous lines?
(Should I give it a try?)
From "A Bittersweet Life," I'll play your opposite.
(Hee-chul wanted this!)
Let's do "You insulted me."
How could you do that to me?
Tell me.
You insulted me.
You got some bad luck coming.
I can see it in your eyes... What are you laughing at?
I'm asking you, why are you laughing?
(KO for Joon-hee)
(Satisfied with his own performance)
I've been wanting to do that.
That was incredibly good!
You give him just a tiny bit of a chance, and there he goes!
(He likes impersonating people)
Jin Goo was going to do Byung-Hun, but Hee-chul just jumped in!
I thought we wanted to see Byung-Hun.
Can you do a scene where Kim Byeong-ok and Lee Byung-Hun meet?
Let's try it, I'll play Kim Byeong-ok.
Tell me.
How could you do that to me?
Oh, why did I do that?
Oh, I just don't remember why.
Sorry!
- How about Park Shin-yang? - He's got a famous line.
The last scene from "The Letter."
He sends a video message.
Let's hear it.
Hey, Jeong-in.
It was hard for me to write, I don't have much strength left in my hand.
I didn't realize that there's a better way to do it.
(Mimicking Park Shin-yang)
But that's not how Jin Goo debuted as an actor.
It was because he's good-looking.
He's definitely looks like an actor.
I really like you too, Jang-hoon.
(Something's fishy here)
I know he's a basketball fan.
I still watch basketball from time to time.
He's often caught on camera in the crowd.
It happens all the time!
Probably to see the cheerleaders.
They're a part of the reason.
There are heart signs coming out of Jin Goo's eyes when he looks at Jang-hoon.
He was my idol.
- Idol? - Yes.
I'm happy that he's a fan.
But I have something to ask you, I saw a magazine interview article.
He was asked whom he likes better, Woo Ji-won or me.
He laughed and said, "Woo Ji-won."
And now that he's here...
What's going on?
I'd love to hang out with Woo Ji-won and have a drink together.
I want to hang out with him, he's good-looking.
Are you saying Jang-hoon's ugly instead?
No, no.
Jang-hoon, as a basketball player...
His face makes you want to stop drinking?
Nothing more to scar, right?
I didn't want to see him retire.
His face makes you want to stop drinking?
You like sport, Joon-hee?
(She's still nervous, she just smiles)
I don't think she's thought much about sports.
Why are you twisting your body?
(Obvious that she's nervous)
I'm about to throw up.
Get her a plastic bag.
(Drinking water to relax)
Let's see their applications.
I'm sure this will relax you.
Bring me your applications.
I glanced at it a bit, it says she couldn't really sleep for 3 months.
She was so nervous about coming on this show, that's why.
Don't be nervous!
There's no need! What makes you the most nervous?
- I'm scared. - Of whom, the most?
We'll kick out whomever you're uncomfortable with.
(Good idea!)
(Excited at the thought of kicking someone out)
He can only come back when Joon-hee says OK!
The person has to stand outside until we're done reading her application!
(It can't be me)
We're really kicking someone out!
Whom are you the most scared here? Uncomfortable with?
Don't push her into it! Don't say "scared of."
OK, someone she feels uncomfortable with.
"If this person isn't in the room, I'd feel more a little more relaxed."
- I'm confident. - It can't be me.
Give us a hint!
You're the most comfortable with me, right?
Yeah.
Tell us who it is.
(Whom is she the most uncomfortable with?)
Kang Ho-dong.
(Congratulations! You're it!)
(Boiling up in anger)
I only saw her at a funeral!
She knows nothing about me! Why's she doing this to me?
I was just sitting here!
(You gotta keep your promise)
Stand outside that hallway.
You can watch from there.
Can you at least ask her why?
I need to know my enemy!
Stop talking, you're being clingy.
Stand outside that window.
Nothing happened at the funeral!
Stand outside the window, in the hallway.
Joon-hee, how do you feel? Much more relaxed?
A little.
(Ho-dong gets to watch from outside)
(Peek-a-boo!)
(No longer scared)
(His presence is felt even from outside the classroom)
They say, "Even a dog can read after 3 years at a school."
Try reading!
(Bark!)
Kyung-hoon told him to try reading!
- You feel better now? - He can come in.
You can come inside.
No, I won't!
(Ho-dong is treated like a dog, and he refuses to come in)
Can you at least ask her why she feels this way?
You don't need a reason to dislike someone.
She just does!
He's got a scary face, that's why.
I'm not uncomfortable with him, just scared of him a little.
Everyone's been telling me that he's scary.
He's very considerate towards women.
That's true.
(A considerate yet lonely view of him)
He's cute!
She said you're cute.
Because of what you've heard about me?
She's scared of you just a little.
(Joon-hee walks up to Ho-dong)
Forget it, stop!
I don't want to!
He's got pride.
He went like this and she was scared.
This is gonna take up at least 5 more minutes.
Don't touch me, don't!
Stop it, why?
OK fine, I'll go in.
(It's hard to watch him acting cute)
(Acting like a baby)
He's addicted to acting cute.
He does this at least 20 seconds out of every minute.
- No longer uncomfortable, right? - Yes.
We're friends! No honorifics here.
She's too nice.
You should cuss us out to start off, "You sons of..."
(Shocked)
Just let it out!
Better to cuss us out than to use honorifics here.
(Startled)
Jin Goo, you want to cuss us out?
(He caught me!)
Say, "Ho-dong, you're a pig!"
You pig!
Now we're good.
Let's go over their applications now.
Name: Go Joon-hee.
It's a pretty common name, so I thought it was her real name.
What's your real name?
Kim Eun-joo.
Eun-joo's a common name, too.
Joon-hee was a name of a character I played in a drama.
How'd you end up using a character's name?
I was doing a drama called, "What's Up, Fox."
I was thinking about changing my name, and thought the character's name
was fitting. So I chose that.
"Jin Goo" is not your real name, right?
It's my real name.
- Jin Goo? - Only 2 letters, right?
My grandfather gave me that name.
I thought it was the other way around between them, with the names.
(Real name, made-up name)
You must've gotten picked on because of your name, like Young-gu or Maeng-gu.
More like animal names.
"White dog," "Yellow dog."
["Goo" can mean "dog"]
His peers were probably scared of him, that's why.
No, I got beat up a lot, and beat up others a lot too.
- You don't look like you'd get beat up. - He got into a lot of fights.
People used to pick fights with me over my name.
Why's Joon-hee laughing?
(Hard to understand)
Why are you laughing, Joon-hee?
We want to laugh too!
Do you see something we don't see?
Why'd you laugh?
(She tries to stop laughing... Then fails)
He said he got into a lot of fights.
You'd be rolling on the floor laughing if you saw him fight in real life!
(She's about to)
Want us to start fighting now?
(Can't control her laughter)
You want to see a fight? Grabbing each other's hair?
What about fighting made you laugh?
(She can't stop laughing whenever "fight" is mentioned)
She just laughs at the word "fight"!
- Why's she laughing? - What about it?
(I can't help it)
You saw him fight in real life?
No, never.
She finds the situation funny.
That can happen, let it all out.
Joon-hee's nickname is "Koko."
Why "Koko"?
"Ko" from "Go Joon-hee."
How simple.
Then...
Jin Goo said he doesn't have a nickname, so we'll make you one here today.
"Goo-goo"!
"Koko" and "Goo-goo"!
"Fart" to go around the country. [pun]
(Another wave of laughter)
What is she into?
Does she like fighting? Or farting?
(She just laughs a lot)
Jin Goo must've had it rough, he said his dream is to be "a good person."
You're that bad of a person?
Not quite like that.
I think he's philosophical.
What did you mean by "a good person"?
Even if not many people come to my own funeral,
I at least want the few that came to hug my family to console them.
You want to live a good life.
I want people to tell my family, "Your dad" or "Your husband was a good man."
Who do you think is a good man from here?
I'm getting a strong vibe.
I think it's Ho-dong.
That's all fake.
Wait, he just told me earlier that he's my fan!
(Holding a grudge)
(Feeling awkward)
He should've picked me for this question if he likes me that much!
(Another loss for Jang-hoon)
(I'm sorry, Jang-hoon!)
You're being too sensitive today.
He said he likes Ho-dong. Why?
- There's gotta be a reason. - There's no reason.
Something in his eyes...
He's got something in his eyes.
He's got a sty in his eye.
(Do I really?)
He looked so tough at the funeral back then.
He was famous for being a tough guy.
But maybe it's because he's got a family now, but he feels like a very warm person.
He's the closest to my definition of "a good man" in here.
He got me!
I do agree that he's a good person.
Especially these days.
Well, how terrible of a person was he then?
How was my life before?
Was I that bad?
(You're the best, Ho-dong!)
Weaknesses! Joon-hee's flaw is...
This is surprising, she put, "I can't stand being hungry."
What happens when you get really hungry?
You get sensitive over things?
When I'm hungry, I ask my manager to pull over and run to a convenience store.
I grab some gimbap and run out.
I get angry when I'm hungry.
You can't stand being hungry.
Doesn't filming take a long time when you're shooting for TV dramas?
What happens when you get hungry and you can't stop the shoot?
That doesn't really happen though.
I was never in a drama shoot, I wouldn't know.
And I'm good at staying hungry.
(Sad)
- You don't gain weight? - I do.
I think you gain less weight if you eat more often but in small portions.
(That's an idea)
How many small meals do you eat a day?
- About 4 to 5 meals? - Yeah, just about.
Some people might take that advice and eat 4 to 5 times a day,
and end up this big.
Just don't eat foods made with flour or fried foods. I eat Korean food more often.
She knows how to do it!
She said she doesn't like the fact that she's got a long neck.
- It doesn't seem like it. - It is.
It's so long that people don't realize my hair's getting longer, when I'm
growing it out.
My hair just won't reach my shoulders because of my long neck.
Have eaten leaves off of a tree?
(Not getting it)
Because she's got a long neck, like a giraffe.
(Now she gets it)
It doesn't seem that terribly long.
(Look!)
Well, here's an example of a person with a short neck.
(Where is my neck? It's missing!)
Where is my neck?
(Completely opposite)
He can't even grab the back of his own neck.
Yeah, it's straight to my back.
(Amazed)
Her strength is...
Just like how her flaw was lack of food, she's fine as long as she's well-fed.
We'll have food prepared for you constantly.
She's also good at focusing on something intensely and momentarily.
She's good at focusing on something? You must be good at playing games.
Jin Goo said his flaw is that he has no patience.
Even with scripts, I get really nervous that I lose sleep unless I've already
memorized at least 2 weeks ahead of shooting.
I have no patience, I feel like I'm in a hurry right now too.
- Right now too? - Something's always going on.
As soon as he walks in, "When do I get to play the quiz?"
"When does it end? When can I go home?"
You put "Cola Game" as one of your strengths.
What's a Cola Game?
It's when you toss a coin or a can lid and land it close to a line.
- Is that what it's called? - You've tried it before?
- Of course! - You're pretty good at it?
- Not bad. - What's your percentage of winning?
Probably at least 60%.
That doesn't sound too good.
I thought Ho-dong just said, "Do you like Sung Yu-ri?"
When he asked about the winning rate...
(You just hear what you want when Ho-dong speaks)
It'd be totally out of context! How can you think that?
(Not Sung Yu-ri, but his winning rate is good [they sound similar])
Let's try playing it then. Let's play Cola Game.
Joon-hee can play this too, right?
(Jin Goo vs. Ask Us Bros.)
Jin Goo, you need to bet your watch.
- You bet your shoes, Joon-hee. - What are we betting?
We'll bet 40 cm from Jang-hoon's height.
(That sounds good!)
He's still 6 ft tall even if he lost 40 cm.
(He'd only be 5' 8" actually)
(Kyung-hoon goes first)
That wasn't so bad.
- That wasn't so bad. - So the closest one wins?
Probably average.
I'm good at this.
(Hee-chul's turn)
(Hee-chul gets closer to the line than Kyung-hoon)
(Sang-min's turn)
You should spin it, yes like that.
(Hee-chul is still number one so far)
(Soo-geun's turn)
You always gotta lift up one foot.
(Hee-chul is still first place, but just barely)
It bounced off a little.
(Jang-hoon's turn)
- Pretty close. - He's only thrown paper bills.
You've never seen coin change before, right?
(How dare you)
Jang-hoon's so rich that he's never seen coin change before.
There were some change on a table once, and he asked if they were pebbles.
(Can't hold back his laughter)
He's only seen large paper bills, never coin change.
He asked, "Who put these pebbles here?"
(Still thinks it's funny)
It's his first time seeing coin change.
OK, fine.
He's good with his hands.
(Hee-chul keeps his place just barely!)
Jin Goo should be nervous, look how close mine and Hee-chul's are.
Yeah, we did a good job.
There's no wind right now, right?
(It's an indoor studio)
It's gonna take another 30 minutes.
Don't look at others for help, just look at the coin.
Anything you want to say?
(So frustrating to wait for Ho-dong to actually do it)
He's good at this type of a game.
The rules aren't so strict, right? I can go over the line a little?
(Buying some time)
Then ask a friend, "How've you been?"
Should I just punch him? Will he do it then?
You don't want to play along with my joke? Fine.
He spends 20 seconds out of every minute to act cute.
(Looking serious)
I'm relaxed, I'm not pressured about playing this game.
Got it, got it!
(Ho-dong, Hee-chul)
(Hee-chul is still winning!)
Joon-hee's turn!
Oh, she's going sideways?
(Hee-chul, Joon-hee)
She's got her own method.
(Jin Goo goes last)
He may be good, but he's gotta be good right now.
(Doraemon, a friend of Jin Goo)
(Encouraged by his best friend)
The main character's name is Jin Goo.
(Doraemon, a friend of Jin Goo)
(Encouraged by his best friend)
The main character's name is Jin Goo.
(Jin Goo's coin goes out of range)
(How embarrassing!)
(All the way against the wall)
- What is this? - You're dead last!
(No excuse)
You're admitted, congratulation!
(Quiz about myself)
I'm gonna get it right.
I...
Do something out of habit when I see a guy I like.
- What do you think it is? - You keep smiling like today.
(Like this?)
I got it! You twist around your body like you did before.
No, wrong.
When you see someone you like...
You seduce him right away.
No.
Jin Goo might be good at this, you can try it.
Why aren't you talking, Jin Goo?
I don't know the answer.
That makes sense.
(But at least try!)
Jin Goo, it's not like we're giving answers because we know.
We have no idea either!
(A festival of "say-whatever-you-want")
You...
Stalk him.
You stalk him and find out where he lives and about his family.
Isn't that what you do?
(No comment)
No.
You go sit in his car first before he gets there.
- He'll be surprised to find you there. - A celebrity?
Then you say, "Oh sorry, I thought this was my car."
No.
Or you play him "the melody of love."
Keep going! At least 3 guesses per person! No exception.
I did my share already.
Jin Goo, you too! It's homework.
I got it!
You keep staring at him, just him.
Where? Where? Be more specific!
Like this, like this!
Keep looking at him up and down.
Joon Hee's famous for her short hair.
She does this when she's in front of a guy she likes.
(Aren't I pretty?)
(Big eyes)
- No. - I got it!
You do this.
(How ridiculous)
To act like a tomboy!
I do use my hands for this.
- Your hands? - I got it.
"Excuse me, but I really like you."
(What are you gonna do?)
"Can I get your number?"
(A surprise slap to his face)
(Totally absurd)
(No one expected that)
(Soo-geun gets back what he did to others before)
(Another comic success for Kyung-hoon!)
I thought he was gonna steal my wallet or something.
You should've went this way, not like that.
(Sorry, it's my first time)
Show us how it's done, Soo-geun.
(Gets up out of his seat)
Do you have a pen by chance?
I'd like your phone number...
Write it here.
(So happy though he was slapped)
(On another level!)
(It's all on the wrist)
(Can't ever forget the touch of Soo-geun's slap)
(Slapping someone in the face is always funny)
(Always laughing)
You keep touching your hair like this, and put it over.
How?
So not straight.
Like Sharon Stone!
Or keep putting it back.
Be more detailed.
You keep putting it back like this.
Like Ho-dong said. But if the guy still doesn't look,
you shake your legs like this too.
With what part of my hand do you think I put my hair back?
With your right hand, and you go to the left.
- Wrong. - I got it!
You use the back of your hand to put your bangs back.
- You use your wrists like this! - No!
You put your hair back, then...
(Terrifying)
You check if your hair smell is appealing for the guy.
It's more masculine than usual.
Most girls would go like this, at this angle.
But you do this.
(I wish I never saw that)
That was very masculine, that's true.
(Can't bring up smelling it after)
Or like this!
(So cool, with palm of his hand)
Wrong... It's right!
(Is it wrong or right?)
(Hee-chul got it right!)
Holding it like this, then back.
Most girls just use their fingers, but I use my palm too.
You do that more when you're with a guy you like?
Are you normally the first one ask a guy out? Or do you wait for guys?
Like Jin Goo, I have no patience either. I have to hurry up and say it.
(Wow, really?)
You don't seem the type.
But I'm sure you don't want to just say, "I like you."
How do you express it?
I just tell him that I like him, actually.
So out of all the times you've told a guy you like him...
Did any guy say, "Oh, but I don't like you"?
That's not so common, right?
(Amazing!)
No, it's pretty common.
Really?
It goes like this normally.
- I like you. - You're out of your mind!
Don't scare me like that.
This is what happens normally.
100% success rate?
I only say that to someone I really like,
so it hasn't happened too many times. Just a few times, that's all.
I can't do that every time.
That's how it is, anyone who confesses their love for someone else.
You've tried it many times before?
The girl from Masan? (Making up rumors)
Born in 1943.
Born in '43?
She passed away already.
Ho-dong's tired of it, he just goes along with it.
"I miss you!"
Cries with a handful of sand.
There is someone in this room who's pretty close to my ideal type.
Among us?
- Not including Jin Goo? - Not Jin Goo.
(Somehow feeling more hopeful)
You have to guess who that is, and why.
I know, I know.
Kang Ho-dong.
Why?
He's endlessly...
Wrong!
(Already wrong from the first word)
Why'd you have to say my name first?
You should at least hear the reason.
Kim Yeong-cheol.
For his great sense of humor.
I got it, I got it!
Kim Hee-chul!
Because you can share the same makeup.
(Like sisters!)
I know! Lee Soo-geun, because...
Joon-hee's got long legs and she's tall, too.
So you don't care how tall a guy is.
No, I like tall guys.
She likes tall guys.
Then Seo Jang-hoon!
He's tall, he's rich,
and he won't make the same mistake he did in the past.
(Is this a compliment?)
She likes guys who have experience.
- He won't make the same mistake. - He's got a certificate for it.
(Sad)
I'm gonna cry next time you mention how I'm a divorcée.
He's a certified divorcée.
I'm 100% I know the answer.
- You can go first. - This has nothing to do with the answer.
- I just want to mention Kyung-hoon. - Yes, do put me in there.
I want to at least be mentioned to be Joon-hee's ideal type.
Min Kyung-hoon, because Joon-hee doesn't like guys who talk too much.
Kyung-hoon's quiet and he's good-looking too.
That's why it's Min Kyung-hoon.
Kim Yeong-cheol.
You're so pretty that you want to meet the other end of the spectrum.
(Extreme differences)
I think you'll make a good couple.
Kang Ho-dong!
Because I'm the type of guy who doesn't look at other girls.
That sounds so awesome.
You should go home early once in a while.
- He didn't even go home last night. - Really? Why?
Swag!
That's not "swag," it's "trash."
Was the right person at least mentioned?
We mentioned everyone already.
What do you mean? No one said Sang-min.
(Sad)
Lee Sang-min!
Wrong!
(No need to hear the reason)
(Crying)
(I'm just kidding!)
He didn't even say the reason yet.
Because of his remaining debt?
Just tell us the person then.
Kang Ho-dong, but also includes Seo Jang-hoon.
Something common between them?
It's clear that she doesn't care about looks.
You should include Yeong-cheol too then.
You gotta pick just one, me or Jang-hoon.
That's true, it's even more confusing.
Pick one.
Who's your ideal type that you're in love with?
Kang Ho-dong or Seo Jang-hoon?
Kang Ho-dong.
(Joy and sadness in this one frame)
I thought she was nice, but...
I'm not gonna watch "Untouchable"!
Great job at promoting it that way.
Because he's so cute?
Unlike his physical size?
No, that's not it.
You like guys who look like a bear.
Yeah!
And he's a bear mixed with a pig?
A pig mixed with a bear is better.
You like to hunt.
You want to let your boyfriend loose on a mountain.
(Hunter Joon-hee)
(Got him!)
She wants to hunt him down?
Be a little more specific.
Is it related to out-appearance?
I really don't get it.
Just look at me! I'm very charming.
It's when he's standing.
He looks like your dad!
(Definitely not)
See? You can see it right away.
My broad shoulders!
Is it something more general?
Something big.
- Big nose! - His back is big!
His chest!
- He's got a big face! - You like a voluptuous body.
Hee-chul's close.
Voluptuous?
- A guy with a big chest! - A guy with a big top half!
Pretty close.
- He's got a big butt! - Not it.
(So frustrating)
Don't look at him from the front.
Look at his side profile.
The girth of his body!
He's right!
His got a big side, a thick body.
(She likes Ho-dong's thick body from the side)
(How's that possible?)
Congratulations, you're number one!
I've never met anyone who liked a guy for having a thick body from the side.
(He's picked as her ideal type but it's not so flattering)
What about having a thick body from the side?
It's hard for Asians to have that body type.
Foreigners have thicker bodies than us, mostly.
A thick and big body all around.
It drives me crazy when I see one.
(Hm?)
(Oh, stop it!)
I'm sorry, but I'm already married.
(No matter how crazy, this can't be done)
His face got so red!
Go crazy, Joon- Hee.
Put your arm down so she can see your side view.
You're in that category too, Jang-hoon.
Yes, of course! Does this drive you crazy too?
(Oh my!)
Go crazy today, double-shot!
(A pair of thick side bodies for Joon-hee)
(Going crazy)
(Look at us as much as you want!)
(Another person going nuts)
(So excited)
(Jin Goo enjoys it more than Joon-hee)
(We've got the best side bodies!)
It's hard to find, actually.
Not a lot of people have a thick body from the side.
(A rare body type in Asia)
You just have to be born that way.
Most girls look at how broad a guy's shoulders are from the front.
Joon-hee's very detailed, and she really knows what's up.
The thickness of your body is the source of a guy's strength.
(The thick side is the source of power!)
- Not broad shoulders? - No, it's about the thickness.
A thick body is a must for a guy to be strong.
Are you a good fighter?
(So random)
I mean Ho-dong.
You just asked me if I'm a good fighter?
I'm decent.
(Not so disappointing from the king of thick side-body)
That's all you care about? You don't care about the face?
Of course, that's why she picked him as her ideal type.
- He's got a big face too. - He's got a decent face too.
(See?)
I think I'm the type that gets better looking over time.
I've been getting compliments lately.
The way I see it...
(No one agrees with his opinion)
You can wait around forever for that to happen.
- Let's go to our next question. - Give us the next question.
Whenever I'm eating breakfast, my dad says something to me.
It started about 2 years ago.
He says this often.
"You should ask me to eat with you, you wench!"
(A fierce, incorrect answer)
Because she's always eating alone!
(Crying)
(Many are in shock)
That came out of nowhere, I was so shocked!
Her father can say that to her.
(I guess that can happen)
(Wrong answer, regardless)
Wasn't it very father-like?
Fathers can say that to their daughters.
I'm sure it can be said with lots of love.
You gotta do at least 3, too.
I know! Don't eat like a guy.
- Don't eat like a boy. - No, you think I'm like a guy?
Oh, I was just guessing.
It felt like a scene of a drama right now.
"Joon-hee! You're too old to be spilling food all over the place."
Wrong!
"Aren't you too old for me to suck on kimchi first before you eat it?"
(A loving father wants to make sure it's not too spicy)
(Pretending to be her father)
"I'm so tired."
It's something he says when he sees me first thing in the morning.
Before I put on my makeup.
"Joon-hee, I know you're home but at least put on your makeup. It's rude."
"Hey, hey!"
"Wash up first, you're disgusting!"
I know!
"Who are you, stranger? Eating at my home?"
(All are incorrect)
What kind of a personality does your father have?
Is he really kind and considerate?
Or does he like making jokes?
He's got a decent sense of humor.
He's funny?
I know!
"Joon-hee."
"What are you looking at?"
That's what her dad says to her?
Because he's funny.
- "You look just like me." - He does say that, but not for this.
The phrase has 4 words.
4 words?
It was simple.
"You got some money?"
(Sang-min is just curious about her finances)
That's just what you like to say, your signature saying.
A dad can ask that to his daughter.
That's not it.
- "I thought you were my son!" - That's not it.
- It's a little similar. - "I thought you were my son"?
"Are you my son?"
No!
Hey, we said the same thing at the same time!
Wanna try again?
"What a handsome person!"
That's right!
(Ho-dong and Sang-min got it right!)
You can tell how much he loves his daughter.
So he doesn't say, "pretty"?
I cut my hair short 2 years ago, and it's short now, too.
He's been saying that since I cut my hair short.
Because she's got short hair.
- She is handsome though. - Yes, I agree.
(Am I really?)
- You like it? - Yes.
- You do? - Yeah.
Fine.
(She adores herself)
Does your dad have long hair by chance? Down to his waist?
(A pretty dad and a handsome daughter)
Maybe that made you want to cut your hair short, to rebel.
It's not like that.
He doesn't have a lot of hair.
(Jin Goo is next!)
That was fun!
Great job, Joon-hee!
(Stares as Ho-dong as soon as she sits down)
You are very handsome.
(Everyone compliments how handsome she is)
You're so handsome, be my little brother.
It sounds like you're talking to Jin Goo instead.
(He's just drinking water in silence)
You're hoping for a TV commercial spot?
Why are you keep drinking that water?
(We want the TV commercials)
I'll give you questions about me.
A fan told me something that was really memorable once.
What do you think it was?
"Shin Gu!"
Not it, wrong!
Shin Gu, the older actor!
His famous line, "I'll see you in 4 weeks."
"Jin Goo! Atten-hut!"
(Both are wrong)
I know!
"Oh! My eternal Jin Goo!"
(From a song)
(Yeong-cheol's been very excited lately)
That was clever, I'm serious.
What was the question?
(Gives her a stink-eye)
A memorable saying I heard from a fan.
"Give me ten dollars."
"Can I bum a cigarette?"
I've never heard that.
"Let's get married."
Can you put in a little more care?
Don't look away and just say whatever.
Stay focused!
(Pretends not to hear him)
I've never seen anyone who got yelled at by Yeong-cheol.
(We've never seen anyone like her!)
"What am I to you?"
(No!)
("Swag" out of embarrassment)
(Just going along)
"What is wrong with your acting?"
(A strict and scary fan)
"Jin Goo, you can see me right now?"
(Becoming a horror story)
"I'm gonna kill you!"
It's something closely related to work I did.
"Jin Goo!"
"You're not that good-looking, honestly."
(A cold-hearted fan)
"Why do you keep playing gangsters?"
For a couple of movies, right?
I did hear that a lot, but it's not the answer I'm looking for.
"Are you ever gonna do a romance movie?"
I heard that a lot too.
"Jin Goo! How come you never take your clothes off in your movies?"
"You're too dark, Jin Goo."
That's not it, not even close.
(A perfectly wrong answer)
It's something related to how commercially successful my movies were.
He was in many interesting movies.
He's a betrayer in one.
- Something about a president... - In "26 years"!
He was also a gangster in "A Dirty Carnival."
He was in "Le Grand Chef" too.
It's about a characteristic in my recent works.
"Descendants of the Sun"!
"Jin Goo, have you even served in the military?"
"Why are you always wearing a military uniform?"
That's true, he was a solider in another movie too.
You're almost there!
"Why do you always play a soldier?"
Maybe the opposite, "Jin Goo, only play a soldier from now on."
So close, but wrong.
"Just be a military officer in real life! You'll be great at it!"
It goes, "Jin Goo, maybe you have to blank blank."
"Maybe you have to be a soldier."
"Maybe you have to wear a military uniform."
(So close!)
- "You have to talk military style..." - Not it.
"Maybe you have to wear a uniform."
It's really close, but...
"You have to speak like a military officer."
"Maybe you have to wear a uniform" is like 99% there.
"Maybe you have to wear a serviceman's uniform!"
I said it first!
- I already said it! - You said "military uniform."
No, then I said "serviceman's uniform."
You did?
There's no prize or anything, calm down.
Oh, really?
You take it then.
(We'll just say Ho-dong got it right)
What did the fan actually say about wearing a serviceman's uniform?
I hear that often, that I should be in movies that require me to be in
serviceman's uniform.
In "Untouchable..."
- You're a stewardess? - A detective.
My fans are worried about its success since I'm not wearing a uniform in it.
You should wear a police uniform.
I'm a detective though.
I just dress casually.
Maybe a collaboration between casual clothing and a uniform?
I was in uniform once though, to take a picture for a police ID.
It'll do well then.
What kind of a drama is it?
A police drama?
No, just watch.
- Is it fun to watch? - It is!
What's Joon-hee in it? What are you, Joon-hee?
I'm a daughter-in-law.
(She's a daughter-in-law in a wealthy family)
Who else is in the drama?
Kim Sung-kyun.
And Jung Eun-ji.
Many famous older actors too.
It's about conspiracy, betrayal...
It's about a sad love story too.
How many episodes?
It's a 16-episode drama.
- What does it mean? - You can't mess with them.
You keep staring at Ho-dong, Joon-hee!
She must really like him.
I told you I'm married!
(Anything Ho-dong says makes her smile)
He won't be able to sleep tonight.
He's so red, he's practically bleeding.
Did you always wear that look? The military look?
I used to love it.
Thick jackets, a coat with lots of pockets,
military backpack...
I like that look.
I felt too embarrassed to wear them after "Descendants of the Sun."
People might think you're doing that on purpose!
"You want to be recognized that much?"
That was your style from before, but you can't anymore.
- I can't. - Did you already serve in the military?
Where were you stationed?
I was in the navy military officer division.
Wow, what year?
The military officer year? For navy, it was 444th.
What regiment were you?
I was at Seongdong District Office.
Why are you asking what regiment he was in?
I saw other people asking the same thing on TV.
They'd ask, "What regiment were you in?".
Do you remember anything memorable your fans said to you?
I don't think we've met with our fans.
Comedians don't have gathering because we don't have fan clubs.
I have a fan club. I have 1,876 members in my club.
I meet with them annually. I met with them last year too.
- You meet with them? - Yeah, I do.
I have about 12 leaders in my group.
He's the type to meet with them.
He'd go find people to meet, in my opinion.
It would be strange if he didn't go meet his fans.
When you have your fan meetings, do they say...
anything about us always making fun of you?
- They get upset. - Really?
The president of my fan club knows that's my character.
She tells them, "Don't worry, that's the character he plays in "Ask Us Anything".
Some fans, who don't know, get pretty upset.
You should invite the upset fans to our recording.
They'll stop getting upset, once they see for themselves.
(He can't deny it)
He's so frustrating.
(They'll understand what we go through)
I'll bring my 12 leaders, so no one will misunderstand.
You should invite them once.
Yeah, I should invite my "Super-power Got Yeong-cheol".
Has any of your fans said anything memorable, Kyung-hoon?
A little while ago, it wasn't too long ago, it was about three-years ago.
A fan of mine sent me a note when I began starring in variety shows.
He wrote, "I'm so proud to be fan of a successful star".
That's when I thought...
"What did he think of me before?".
It was so moving until you cut me off.
- I was thankful for his letter. - He cut me off.
I know, he cuts everyone off.
- Ask us another question. - Next question.
I filmed a new drama called, "Untouchables".
It was really hard because there were a lot of action scenes.
The director said something to me and...
it made all the hard work feel worthwhile.
He said one line.
"You've grown, Jin Goo".
- "I'm making this drama because of you". - Wrong.
"Jin Goo..." How come we always use Kyungsang Province dialect?
We always start off that way.
The director doesn't have a dialect.
Can't you just let us believe that he uses a dialect?
If you listen carefully, do you realize everything you say sounds like a tantrum?
Everything you say sounds like a tantrum.
We were all trying to use a dialect and she...
told us the director doesn't have a dialect.
You're making it hard for us answer his question.
- "We're depending on you, Jin Goo". - Wrong.
- "No one can replace you, Jin Goo". - Wrong, but it sounds nice.
- "Let's go, Jin Goo!". - Whoa.
(A cheer to encourage him?)
Jin Goo didn't have anything else to say but, "Whoa!".
Jin Goo was energized by listening to that?
I've seen Jin Goo smile, but this is the first time I've seen him smile that way.
- He was taken aback. - "Let's go, Jin Goo".
All he could say was, "Whoa" when she said, "Let's go, Jin Goo".
Like the character in "Once Upon a Time in High School", he said, "Do what you want".
Jin Goo, Jin Goo.
(Loathing)
Wrong, I'll give you a hint.
- Forget it then. - I worked really hard on my diet while filming this project.
My diet and hard work seemed worthwhile after the director said this to me.
"Your jawline looks amazing".
- "I'd like to kiss your face, Jin Goo". - Nope, wrong.
- Today will be our first day together. Is it a male director? - Yes, male.
"Your face looks like when you blank blank".
- "You look like your old self". - Wrong.
- "Your rotten face is showing up since you lost weight". - Wrong, wrong.
"Your ruthless face is coming out since you lost weight, Jin Goo!".
- "I can see your wild side, Jin Goo". - No, wrong.
- "You look dumber since you lost weight". - No, wrong.
- "I can finally see the face, I was blank blank". - I got it!
- "I can finally see the face, I love since you lost weight". - No, wrong.
(Getting embarrassed)
"I can finally see the face I wanted to see".
- "I can finally see the face I was looking for". - You got it!
- I'm getting everything right today. - Yes, you're right.
What kind of face was he looking for?
I think the director enjoyed seeing me in "26 Years".
That was a great movie.
- You were much thinner. - He said I looked similar to when I was in "26 Years".
He wanted to see that in me again.
He didn't mention it since he didn't want to burden me.
Those words from him made you that happy?
Didn't it make you proud?
Yes, since I personally liked "26 Years". It gave me strength.
As an actor portraying a character...
do you think it's necessary to go drink and...
get wasted to be similar to your character?
No, I don't think that's necessary.
I think it has everything to the way you think.
It's sort of impossible to go around acting like a fool when you're in the process...
of making a movie as tribute to certain people.
Yeah, it was a really sad movie.
It'd be odd for me to go to a club or try to hook up, when making a movie like that.
- It would be so disrespectful. - Of course, they would be so disappointed.
I felt a sense of guilt and the need to self-reflect when making that movie.
What compliments do you get from the director, Joon-hee?
- From the director? - Yes, what does he say the most to you?
He keeps asking me where I bought my outfits.
The two of them are totally melodramatic right now.
Joon-hee and Ho-dong are like that.
Now, what's wrong with you?
- What's wrong? - You two should film a melodrama.
"The Pigs of the Sun".
- That means they're smoked ham. - Yes, smoked ham.
- They were smoked through solar heat. - Through solar heat?
- What do you do for fun, Jin Goo? - What's the most fun for you?
- After getting married... - You're married?
- He has babies too. - The most fun is playing with my kids.
- He's a good dad. - He's a verified pro-basketball sports fan.
I've seen him at games on TV at home.
- Don't you play in a league? - Yes, I play in a league.
- I have a team as well. - I thought so.
We're not a team of entertainers.
- What's your team's name? Jin Goo's Basketball? - It's Wilds.
Jin Goo's Basketball Team!
- Ask us your next question, Jin Goo. - Next question.
Next question.
There's a question the staff members ask me the most.
"When are we going to eat?".
"Can't you pay for my work?".
- "You've delayed paying me for three months". - No, you're wrong.
He wasn't expecting that question.
"Can't you put sunscreen on when you're outside? You've gotten too dark".
"How many times do I need to tell you the same thing?".
Wrong.
I think your make-up artist may have said that. She's laughing.
- I've heard that a lot. - You have, haven't you?
- I always get in trouble. - It's hard for them to match your skin tone.
I heard that a lot, but do you know what I would say?
How is that going to make a difference?
- I've always been dark. - You're much closer to the sun.
Jang-hoon doesn't need to eat since he uses solar energy.
He's the closest to the sun in our country.
When do they usually ask you this?
- Before we start eating. - Before you guys eat.
"Can't we ever eat what we want to eat?".
- It's similar. It has to do with the menu. - I got it!
"How can you order stir-fried pork for 6-months in a row?".
It's really similar, but you're wrong.
- "You're going too far by asking us to order dishes under $3.00!". - Wrong.
You need to name the dish.
- "Stop eating hamburgers!". - Wrong.
- "Can we stop eating tonkatsu?". - Wrong.
- "Can't we stop eating pizza?". - Pizza?
You're right about it being pizza.
- What else more do I need to get right? - The brand. Domino's Pizza.
- It's a question. - "Do you eat pizza every day, Jin Goo?".
- Nope. - "Is pizza that good?".
- Nope. - "Doesn't pizza get greasy, if you eat it too much?".
"Can't you order us pizza when you eat pizza?".
It's every time we eat.
They ask this every time we eat.
- "You're going to eat pizza again, aren't you?". - When?
- You need to tell me when. - I'm not going to guess anymore.
You need to mention the time.
You can't come back if you leave now.
"Is it pizza for lunch again?".
It's similar. "Is blank blank pizza again?".
- "Is it pizza again today?". - You got it!
Bank!
Bang, bang!
So frustrating!
Come back in. Close the door on your way in.
- You must really like pizza. - I do.
- That's unique. - I didn't get to eat pizza until later in life.
- "Stop eating pizza, Jin Goo". - What? Why?
- Is that your answer? - Who are you talking to?
- Were you acting? - Are you acting or answering?
Is it in your "Untouchables" script?
- Stop eating pizza. - Me?
- Yeah, I thought you liked pizza. - Are you answering my question?
- Yeah, I got it! - Someone already got it right.
- I was wondering what she was doing. - I didn't know either.
Hey, Joon-hee.
Didn't you see me outside? What did you think I was doing out there?
- Getting frustrated. - What?
- "Is it pizza again today?". - You got it!
(Jang-hoon shouts the answer outside)
(Joon-hee watches all this happening)
(He sure seems frustrated)
- Didn't you see me yelling, "Bang!"? - You should smile when you do that.
Joon-hee misunderstood because you weren't smiling.
She thought you were frustrated.
I was doing my ceremony for getting the question right. My ceremony.
Didn't she say one of her strong points is her ability to concentrate?
It's momentary concentration.
She only concentrates for short periods.
- She only concentrated on you being frustrated. - Yes, momentary concentration.
When did you first try pizza?
When I was a junior in high school.
Where is your hometown?
My hometown is Seoul, but my mother is a vegetarian. She still is.
She never fed me ham, canned tuna or any egg products.
No meat at all?
- We never had any meat. - Of course, you wouldn't.
I was really fortunate, wasn't I? I'm so glad everyone is different.
The funniest thing on earth would be if you said you were a vegan.
If that were true, prices for vegetables would have gone up.
I heard you ate more meat than tigers in large zoos.
(He competes against all carnivores)
You're right, he probably ate more than them.
- Safari. - He's eaten more meat than most carnivores in the Safari.
It's Ho-dong.
How did you get to eat pizza?
My father secretly bought it for me.
My father used to be a camera director for movies.
So, he's still very modern in the way he dresses and thinks.
- He bought me a lot of pizza and hamburger. - What a great dad.
I ate pizza for the first time when I was a junior.
I think I ate over three pans by myself.
How can you eat 3 pans by yourself?
I inhaled it. It was almost like I was drinking it all in.
- It was so good. - You never forget that.
Maybe that's the reason why I still eat pizza once a day.
- I can't these days since I'm on a diet. - What's your favorite?
- I don't have one. - Just as long as it's pizza?
I like anything with bread and cheese on top of it.
Would you eat pizza if that was your last meal on earth?
I'd eat what my family likes.
No, I'm talking personally.
- If I lived alone and it was my last meal? - Yeah, your last meal.
Of course, I'd eat pizza.
- You'd eat pizza? - I'm jealous. - What about you, Ho-dong?
- What? - What would you eat?
I'd eat naengmyeon and galbi.
That sounds delicious.
We eat that every day on our break.
- I like marinated galbi and... - You should eat yourself.
I bet you'll be tasty since you ate so much good food.
- You're like an herbal tonic. - You ate so much good food.
How can I eat myself?
That's why it would be your last meal.
You'd be gone after you eat your last meal.
What would be your last meal before you died, Joon-hee?
I'd have marinated galbi and naengmyeon too.
- What's going on between them? - My goodness.
I'm getting sick and tired of you.
Don't press your luck.
- He's kicking her to the curb. - Have an opinion! Don't keep swaying!
Stop turning around.
- Keep looking forward. - He's a manly man.
Stop turning to look at me.
Manly man.
Stop turning around.
What if we find out at the end that she's been looking at Sang-min all this time?
(Stoic)
- Next question. - Okay.
People usually tell me that I'm a bit cold-hearted.
I'm not cold-hearted, but why do you think people perceive me that way?
- Is that a question or concern? - We wouldn't know.
Are you asking for consultation?
- Tell us what we're supposed to get. - What was the question?
I want you to guess why.
Why do people say I'm cold-hearted?
We wouldn't know, but Joon-hee would. You've seen him more than us.
- Is he cold-hearted? - I don't see him that much.
- You're in the same drama. - What are you talking about? You two are co-stars.
I like him, but he won't accept my feelings for him.
Is this in the drama?
(Blinking)
Is this in the drama?
I'm sure you still see each other often.
(Getting mad)
Come here. Follow me to the back.
I didn't know what she was talking about.
Come here. Come, follow me. Come here!
What in the world are you talking about?
I'm getting on my nerves.
- I got it. - So suddenly?
It's because you don't smile a lot.
- It's similar. - Right?
It has something to do with Ho-dong.
When you hear the name Kang Ho-dong, you think of wrestler and the Knee Drop Guru.
It's a word that reminds you of that person.
Kang ho-dong, knees, wrestler, torture and blackmail.
- "Strong Heart". - Violence.
Yeong-cheol is getting warmer.
You make people think you have a strong heart.
You forgot the subject. Blank, bank has a strong heart.
- You're the only one with a strong heart. - No.
It's because he has a strong heart.
- Because I have a strong heart. - Because I have a strong heart, you're right.
What does that have to with being cold-hearted?
I don't get scared easily.
I don't get scared when my friends play pranks on me.
I don't get surprised when they try to make me fall by hitting the back of my knees.
You scared me!
(Suddenly bundles of hair fall down)
I'm not over-reacting, I was scared.
- Weren't you surprised too? - You really don't get scared, do you?
- Weren't you a bit surprised? - Of course, I was.
- It was only a little. - Where did she go?
When did you get here?
I don't get scared about these things either.
- He wasn't really surprised. I saw him. - He just stood there.
You scared me!
(When everyone was scared...)
(Something drops)
(The only one that isn't scared)
- I was surprised. - I was totally scared.
- I think our staff members knew. - This is the only time I don't get scared.
I think people think that way because I don't scare very easily.
But I'm afraid of a lot of things.
Did you know those were going to fall down?
- He didn't know. - How would he know?
Do you think the staff here would let him know or not know?
Why do you think they hung it up there?
You don't flinch either if you're about to get hit?
- Even if someone tries to poke at your eyes? - You told me already.
- You won't get scared? - No.
I promise, I won't hit you.
- I won't hit you. Don't blink. - You'll still hit me.
No, I promise I won't.
He won't blink since he knows you won't hit him.
- Let me try. - No.
- But people have reflexes. - You're going to hit him for real.
You're asking for a beating if you really poke me. You'll go visit your grandfather.
My grandfather really did pass away.
- That's sad. - My grandfather passed away as well.
- My grandfather really passed away. - What great reaction from them.
Is your grandfather alive?
All my grandparents have passed away.
- What's wrong with you? - Come here, Kyung-hoon.
- All three of us. What's wrong with you? - You're being mean.
We all have grandparents, who have passed away.
- Me too. - My grandfather passed away too.
Come here if your grandfather passed away.
My grandfather passed away too.
- Is your grandfather alive, Jin Goo? - No.
(He suddenly remembers something)
- I'll let you meet your grandfathers. - My grandfather really did pass away.
(He said the same thing before and was ridiculed)
My mom cried after she saw that.
Okay, I'll take you on one at a time.
(All chaos has broken loose)
(A venerable family that owns a luxury mansion.)
(The family members of Soo-geun's Group has a meeting today)
No one is here yet.
What do you think you're... That's what I thought.
Please, have a seat here. Right this way.
The eldest daughter-in-law's chair.
How come you get more annoying whenever I come over?
Please, have a seat here.
She's hurting my pride.
Geez, I just wanted to go on a date with you today.
Your father is so absurd sometimes.
What are you looking at? So annoying.
You must not be in a good mood today.
Today is a good day. The chairman is going to pass on his company to you.
- That's right. - Honey!
They must still be in love.
(Being touchy)
Should we make our second baby?
Of course, we need a second child.
- Honey. - This is hard.
Why is everyone running so late?
They're really late. Did they get arrested somewhere?
Move away! Move out of the way!
The lady of the house is coming through!
Move out of the way.
The lady of the house is coming through!
Move out of the way. The lady of the house is coming through!
- You're so rude. - I ask all the time, but aren't you taking it too far?
Move out of the way. The lady of the house is coming through!
- I hate their bodyguard. - I can't believe they still have him.
The lady of the house says she'd like to speak.
Go ahead, madam.
Thank you, everyone.
You're here too, Hee-mi?
What? Did you just call me Hee-mi?
Is that the way you speak to the eldest daughter-in-law?
Why don't you stay quiet?
He got you!
How are you two related?
- They're sisters. - What about you two?
- My brother. - My brother, Hoon-goo.
He's my twin brother.
- Are you two fraternal twins? - We're identical twins!
- They're identical twins. - I can't concentrate since that's too far-fetched.
- I can't concentrate. - We're identical twins.
- That's too much. - The chairman is coming.
- My goodness, dad!
- Dad! - The chairman can't seem to get his timing right.
Isn't he my dad?
- Father. - Yes, my daughter-in-law.
- Dad-in-law. - All my daughters-in-law are here.
She called him dad-in-law.
My twins, Jin Goo and Hoon-goo are both here too.
You look like Tae Jin-ah.
- Have a seat, father. - What were you all talking about?
I said it didn't seem realistic since they said they were twins.
- Some might not believe it, but they only have one mother. - That's right.
But, who are you?
- He's the bodyguard. - Dad.
He's my hired bodyguard, dad.
- He's a bodyguard, but he talks a lot. - He talks a lot? - Yeah.
His main responsibilities are when..
Joon-hee and I are in foreign countries and an act of terrorism happens.
- Is he your shield? - Guns!
- He's your gun shield? - Gun shield?
What's the heck is a gun shield?
- What's a gun shield? - You don't need to know that.
He shields us from guns, arrows and anything else you can think of.
Sometimes our family needs to go in the battlefield.
- Didn't they say we'd eat here? - It'll be here soon.
There's a reason for me asking you to gather.
How much more will I live?
At most, I only have about 50-years left.
- You're still healthy, chairman. - You're too kind.
That's why I'd like to leave my family rights to you guys.
You need wings of your own now.
How long are you going to dance to the beat of my drums?
Look at your shoulders, you look so down.
I'm here to endow you with my assets today.
Thank you, father.
- Hoon-goo! - I won't bring shame to your name, father!
- I'll do my best. - You're brothers, why can't you yield to one another?
You promised me you'd give me everything.
If you're not going to use honorifics, then stick to it.
I'm your youngest, dad!
Don't put the horse before the cart!
Our family is this successful because of my daughters-in-law.
My Hee-mi and Joon-hee.
These two will make our family even more successful.
You two shouldn't bet on anything since I'm going to leave my assets to them.
Do you understand?
I understand what you're saying, father.
Let's all be honest, it's only right for the...
eldest daughter-in-law to inherit all your assets.
In all honestly, we don't even know if Hoon-goo...
is going to get another divorce.
What the heck? Aren't you taking it too far, Hee-mi?
What are you talking about? Tell us in detail.
I've never heard this before.
This time, it's going to be forever.
- I'm sure you've said that before. - Hey!
Do you know how much money I've wasted because of your weddings?
- I wish your marriages would last longer. - I might cry, dad.
If you have the funds, you can get married. This marriage has to last though.
I've never heard this before.
- It's not. - It's the first time we brought it up too.
- You didn't know? - It's not true, honey. They're just joking around.
Honestly, it's only hard the first time. It gets easier after the second time.
- Yeong-cheol? - Yes, Ms. Hee-mi?
Would you be so kind and sing Hoon-goo's theme song for us?
- Alright. - You have a song, Hoon-goo?
If you take the word "Nim"...
and change one letter in it...
it becomes "Nam" and it's life's cruel joke on us.
- In another word! - It's Hoon-goo!
(Laughing sarcastically)
It's Hoon-goo!
I don't even want to scream.
This is taking it too far, dad. How is it possible for...
a pathetic secretary, like him belittle me in front of everyone?
- I wasn't belittling you. It was a theme song. - That's belittling me!
What? A pathetic secretary? There are no ranks in jobs. How can you say that?
What do you mean, pathetic secretary?
- Aren't you over-using your powers? - Yeah! That's not right!
- Apologize! - You're taking advantage!
- When did I do that? - I knew you'd screw up.
- When did I call him a pathetic secretary? - You did!
Did you call me a pathetic secretary or not?
- Sincerely apologize! - I said secretary!
We need to replay this. Any which way.
This apology has nothing to do with that.
- You should never raise your head again. - Hoon-goo!
My goodness, seriously!
- Didn't you say I was pathetic or not? - What do you mean?
Could you take a seat please, Hoon-goo?
I'm not sure if I should bring this up now but...
in the past, Hoon-goo was obsessed with our eldest daughter-in-law.
- That's right. - Leave him alone, it's not the first time.
In the past?
Love messages! He kept sending her love messages.
Why would you bring that up here?
Where else would I bring this up? This is important. He's too frivolous!
Think about Jin Goo!
He still needs to know the truth.
- Hoon-goo hit on my wife? - Yes.
- In the past? - Yes.
That's all in the past.
- It was yesterday. - Yesterday?
- Yesterday is considered the past too.
- Who the heck are you? - I'm their secretary. Secretary Min.
Secretary, sir!
- Were you going to call me pathetic too? - No, I'm going to get you.
- Don't you dare! - I'm going to get you!
No, this is a misunderstanding, Jin Goo.
We were close friends since we went to the same high school.
I never told her, I loved her.
- I only said I liked her. - You kissed me after you got drunk.
You're not human.
I'm going to take Hee-mi after I rank first on our next test.
(Hee-mi and Hoon-goo were so happy together)
You weren't supposed to dance together
This woman is mine! I've always loved this woman!
- Wait a second! - How dare you touch me there!
- You sure are lucky. - You touched her again?
- How dare you touch me! - She forgot you a long time ago!
- You're bad! - You're bad!
- I wasn't in my right mind. - Choose now.
- Is it Joon-hee or me? - It's Joon-hee!
Are you crazy?
These earrings...
were a gift from Hoon-goo.
Why did you make me do take this part?
Why did you give me this?
What's with my character today?
I didn't understand why the staff gave me this character, but I do now.
You gave me these butterfly earrings, because you didn't want me to fly away.
How could you do such a thing?
Look at Jin Goo! Look at him!
As of now, the only person that I love is Joon-hee. That's it.
I'm sure of it! I'm going to live with her forever.
Can't you let your father talk? You keep talking!
All I know is that I wish my daughters-in-law could be more honest.
Be honest. Which one of you thinks she's prettier than the other daughter-in -law?
- Of course, it's me, sweetie. - Sweetie?
Did you just call my dad, sweetie?
Why not? It sounds good to me.
How come no one can call me sweetie?
How can you live with just one person, when you keep going back and forth?
- Why can't I do the same? - What's with our skit today?
What's your concept for today, Sang-min?
How can a family be this bad?
- Stay quiet if you're just a secretary. - Is that we have to do?
I didn't know what to expect. They just said they'd feed me.
Anyone can tell Joon-hee is prettier!
Go ahead, Hee-mi. Tell us why you think you're prettier.
Well, it's because Hoon-goo is the only person that way Joon-hee is prettier but...
Use honorifics!
How can you speak to the eldest daughter-in-law like that?
She's her older sister! Remember? They're real sisters!
- We're using your family tree. - Excuse me, Secretary Min.
- Can't we go on with the meeting after lunch? - Go eat some pig's hock!
- Weren't we supposed to eat here? - He must be really hungry.
I only came here because they said we were getting food.
I know something!
- Corruption. - Corruption?
It's all over the tabloids.
I'm in the tabloids? I've never heard of this before.
Tell us.
She likes men.
- Of course, she likes men. - Of course!
What are you talking about?
Of course, Jin Goo likes women. Would he marry a guy?
- Of course. - You keep on saying strange things, Joon-hee.
- Dad. - Excuse me, chairman!
I've never seen anyone slam the table in front of the chairman.
You won't even feed us! I know who Joon-hee's first love is.
He's sitting here with us.
It's me.
Joon-hee first fell in love with me, Ho-dong!
What do you mean you were her first love?
Why don't you tell us? Were you really in love with him?
- Yeah. - What? - I liked him, but he rejected me.
He rejected what?
I didn't like her because she's not my style.
(Joon-hee was known to only have eyes for Ho-dong)
(She was happy to just see his face)
- She must really like him. - I'm sick and tired of this.
Don't push your luck! Keep looking forward.
- He's being a manly man. - Stop turning to look at me!
So, you married the girl he rejected?
How did this happen?
What's going on with this family?
This is the worst family ever.
This family is in total crisis.
I know I asked a simple question, but both my daughters-in-law are pretty to me.
More importantly, my twin sons are the bigger problem.
Each one of you can tell me what you do better than your brother.
- Jin Goo can go first. - I'm not as big of a clean-freak than Jin-goo.
- You're not as clean. - Yes. Hee-mi doesn't have to clean so much.
She doesn't have to be so organized either.
- I can always do the rest. - You're easy-going.
- You're good-looking too. - Yes, I'm more easy-going.
You're better looking too.
I've heard that those two aren't really a couple.
- What are they? - They're pretending to be a couple!
If you're a real couple, kiss one another.
I can do that.
- Are you serious? - Wait.
- I thought you said we were fake! - Wait! I have something to say!
I heard that your younger daughter-in-law and son are in a fake marriage as well.
- Me too, I heard that too. - He's right! He's right.
(He unexpectedly checked facts)
(She wanted to avoid kissing him at all costs)
Kiss him if you didn't marry him for his money!
- You do it first. - I will.
See, we're a real couple.
Stop it! How embarrassing! How is it the secretaries...
and bodyguards talk more in this house?
I don't know how this can happen.
Tell me, Hoon-goo. What can you do better than your brother, Jin Goo?
Aren't we a company?
I'm great at investing.
- I'm better than him at investing. - Yes, Hoon-goo is good at that.
I'm better than him at sports as well.
Says the person, who has no cartilage.
How about my sons...
How is that nothing lasts with him? No cartilage and...
- He's driving me crazy. - Any which way, whether we fight or not...
I like that our family is together in one place.
I'd like to see how well we work together by playing a simple game.
You do know we are a game company, don't you?
- Yes. - We own a game company, dad?
- We're a gaming company? - We hit it big in mobile gaming.
If we own a game company, why is there a need for us to be on the battlefield?
What do you mean? It's the mobile battlefield.
- I see. - We need to win in the mobile battlefield.
What are you doing? Get ready!
- That's why... - Who, me? - I don't get it.
I thought my father owned a construction company all my life.
It's a gaming company?
Mobile gaming and construction. There isn't an industry we don't touch.
Work hard since our cosmetic companies to restaurants are all doing well.
We're going to sing a song, but do you guys know the Sweet and Sour Pork game?
- Sweet, sour, pork. - Sweet, sour, pork!
- Bang! - Bang!
That's 007 Bang game.
We're very creative since we own a gaming company.
That's why we'll be singing the Sweet and Sour Pork game.
You'll sing and exchange each word.
Get up, Joon-hee.
Let's decide the winner.
The rhythm, beat and notes must all be right.
(Singing notes)
- You need to be exact. - You're the chairman of a conglomerate!
- I still like games. - You're more like a recreation instructor.
I still like to lead all of our company's festivals.
Aren't you getting too involved, chairman?
You'll be singing "Dad and Crayons".
Last night, my dad kindly brought home a box of crayons for me in one hand.
Why are you telling them the lyrics?
How can all of you be such $%&(#@ to the chairman?
- What about the tone? - What's the penalty?
- What? - The penalty.
We'll be slapping each other's wrists.
You'll slap the wrist. Look each other in the eyes. Get ready!
- Last. - Night. - My. - Dad. - Kindly. - Brought. - Home.
- A. - Box. - Of. - Crayons.
- For. - Me. - In. - One. - Hand. - Hand.
- Wrong! - She messed up!
Give him your wrist.
- You did very well, ma'am. - Yes, she did.
Honey! You did so much better than I thought you would.
- I'm proud of you. - Father!
- Can I hit her for real? - Yes, you can.
- We'll be fine. - Our family takes penalty seriously.
Stop being so frivolous, Hee-mi.
- Poor, Joon-hee. - Should I really hit you?
- You have to be serious. - I'm being serious.
How come you suddenly sound like a guy?
Is it okay, Joon-hee?
- You have to be cold-hearted. - Really?
Be cold-hearted.
- You're really going to hit me? - I'll take her place.
We don't allow that. Mind your own business.
I'm really going to hit you.
Wait a second! Why are you there when her own husband won't take her place?
- He's her first love. - What kind of family is this?
- They're strange, father. - Who do you think you are?
(What do you think you're doing?)
He's trying to take your place.
I've always felt bad about rejecting you when you vowed your love to me.
Getting hit for you is okay. Get hit.
Here we go, Goo Ma-jeok.
Goo Ma-jeok.
- Go ahead, hit him for real. - I'm rooting for you.
(Slaps down)
(Ouch)
(Slaps down)
(Way too calm)
- It's like I hit a rock. - That must've hurt.
It sounded like you hit a rock.
- I bet they both hurt. - Ho-dong is trying to act cool.
Let's see if it got red.
- It wasn't any fun. - That totally hurt.
Sit down. It's time for my sons to play since my daughters-in-law battled it out.
Let's see Jin Goo and Hong-goo play.
- Do you know "Firefly"? - Yes, of course.
It wouldn't make sense if you didn't know. Get ready!
(Begins tone)
(They'll begin singing after the chairman sets the tone for them)
- No. - Matter. - How. - Much. - I. - Try. - To. - Insist.
I told you to add tone to your song! There's no tone!
- No matter how much I try to insist. - You need to add tone.
Let me show you tone and rhythm. Get ready, Hee-mi. 1, 2, 3.
- No. - Matter. - How. - Much. - I. - Try. - To. - Insist.
- I. - Can't. - Help. - It!
- That. - Pile. - Of. - Dog. - Poop.
He's way too excited.
- Is. - My. - Home!
Did you see that? Sing it with some rhythm!
Start from "Don't go". "Don't go", one, two, three, four!
- Please. - Do. - Not. - Go!
- Please. - Sing. - For. - Me. - Just. - Once.
Meat?
(Hoon-goo forgets the lyrics and loses)
- What's the song lyrics after that? - Please, sing for me just once!
- Hit me. - Good job.
- Go ahead! hit me. - The next pair should get ready.
- He sings well. - I'm going to hit him.
You need to memorize the lyrics.
(Cry baby)
He hurt me.
What about "Damdadi"?
- I know that song. - Let's do that song.
- What's the first part? - It just starts with Damdadi.
- One, two, three, four! - Dam! - Dam!
I'll go first.
One, two, three, four!
- Dam! - Dam! - I said, I'll go first!
- Shoot for it. - I'll go first!
- You picked the song! - One, two, three, four!
- Dam! - Dam! - Didn't I say, I would go first?
(All chaos)
- Dam. - Da. - Dae.
Hit him! Go slap his wrist.
- I already won. - Let's try one more time.
- You start. - Okay, I'll start first.
- Go ahead. - Start.
- Dam. - Da. - Di. - Dam. - Da. - Di. - Dam. - Da. - Di. - Dam. - Da. - Di.
- Dam. - Da. - Di.
He was wrong a long time ago.
I think you're straining your shoulders.
This game is frustrating.
You need to put rhythm into the song.
I'll show you how it's done with Seotaiji's "I Know". One, two, three, four!
- I. - Really. - Did. - Love. - Only. - You.
(They keep going, even when they're wrong)
Try to beat that, you jerks!
Can't you guys be funny even if you get it wrong?
- Let's see. - We already know which team won.
I like that we've harmonized together.
Can I go with my honey to make our second baby now, father?
Go ahead. Do it in front of us.
- Let's not forget about our family's harmony and eat something. - My goodness!
Butler!
- Butler! - I thought Chef Lee Yeon-bok was supposed to make dinner for you.
It must be a course menu.
- It must be a course. - Let's see who will destroy our conglomerate.
Now, it looks like our dish is here.
We only have one dish when there's so many people here?
I know we're a game company, but do we need to play games for food?
Now, go ahead and open the lid.
Open the lid.
Everyone knows that Jin Goo and Hoon-goo played this when they were young.
You played Jenga with me.
Take one piece of ham out and stack it on top, alright?
Please, don't eat it. You lose if you make it collapses.
How can people from Korea's top company eat ham for dinner?
Just eat it.
The world's peace is through cultivating one's morals and home management.
- What does that mean? - It means, I'll take care of everything.
What does that have anything to do with this game, dad?
Ham's morals.
- Can my husband start? - Each person should concentrate and take one out.
One for each person. Be careful.
- Go ahead, start. - Start from there.
- You should take one from the middle. - That doesn't matter.
- Stack it on top. - It doesn't matter, honey.
Hoon-goo's team can go next.
It's time for Hoon-goo to go.
It'll topple from your weight on the table.
If you touched it, that's the one you have to move.
- This is... - Yeah, grab it from the outside.
(Slightly moves)
- I can't move it. - It's okay.
- Grab another one. - They're stuck together.
Go head, my daughter-in-law.
- My eldest daughter-in-law. - I'll go next, father.
- I'm getting nervous. Tell me you love me, honey. - I love you.
(The two lovebirds still adore one another)
- Tell me you want a second baby. - I want a second baby.
Where is your first child?
Their first child is with my wife, their grandmother.
- It almost sounds believable. - Yes, she's their grandmother.
I heard you worked at a factory when you were young.
- Yes, I went to a technical high school. - It must've been hard for you.
- I haven't even put my ham down yet. - Alright.
She listens really well to you.
I'm done.
Go ahead, Joon-hee.
Don't choose that way. That one is too hard.
It's hard because they're stuck together.
- Try this one. - Try the one that's right next to it.
You'll need to pull it out carefully.
The two of them are suspicious, father.
What happened between you two in the past?
I'm getting nervous.
- It's starting to move here. - You're daring to take one from the bottom!
I saw you touching that!
You can't choose another if you touched it!
You can't choose another if you touched it, Hee-chul!
Hee-chul?
How did you know about my past?
- Ham is harder. - You're being too aggressive!
- It's starting fall over. - Watch him carefully.
- Don't cheat. - Everyone needs to try.
We'll need to have a tie-breaker if no one wins at Jenga.
- You're cheating. - He's concentrating really well.
- You made a lot of money with this game. - This game and by selling ham.
I made a lot of money with games.
He used to be Director in one of my companies...
but lost his fortune in his own business.
(Sang-min attacks the middle)
That's dangerous, dangerous!
You can look at this game like your life.
(Dangerous)
You look like you're trying to open a safe.
He seems to be listening for the secret code.
He's very good.
This is like life. Life! Oh, no!
It's starting to fall.
I think this will be the end of the game.
- He's okay. - He needs to put it on top.
It might fall when he puts it on top.
The losing team will need to eat all the ham by themselves.
- That's the penalty. - Let's lose!
- He wants to lose. - You put it on the edge on purpose!
The four of us could eat that in no time.
That's how we keep cost down!
Jin Goo has always hated to lose since he was little.
You're so funny, sweetie!
I need to give my assets to my eldest daughter-in-law.
That's the end. Once you touch it, that's the end.
- Jin Goo is a good competitor. - Goo Jin! Goo Jin!
That's the end. Once you touch it, that's the end.
- Jin Goo is a good competitor. - Goo Jin! Goo Jin!
(Takes it out)
Goo Jin!
- Amazing. - It'll be hard for the next person.
You're going to stack it there? Put it on the side.
Why not?
- Let him do what he wants. - It's the end for Seo Jang-hoon.
- We win. - Seo Jang-hoon can't do that.
- There's one over there. - It's over.
(It's starting to fall over)
- Take your hands off! - Whoever puts their hand here, loses!
Whoever puts their hand here, loses!
(Topples over)
- You did it! - You put your hand on the table!
- He made it fall! - You put your hand on the table!
- He made it fall! - We win!
- You lost. - Can you stop being so stubborn?
My goodness, that's the end of the game.
I can't believe I have to eat this.
In my opinion, you are all still lacking.
Shouldn't you fight it out until the very end if you can see victory in your grasp?
I believe my daughters-in-law need to have a sixth sense.
- Of course! - Business is all about sensing your surroundings.
Senses play a role when you meet people as well.
Everyone, do you know about ungtouchable?
- Untouchable. - No, ungtouchable.
Isn't it untouchable?
"Untouchable" is the title of the drama we enjoy watching.
What does untouchable mean?
Untouchable means no one can touch you.
- Ungtouchable means you can only touch with your butt. - Ungtouchable!
I want to watch "Untouchable". I want to go home and watch it now!
Turn on "Untouchable" for me, dad!
How old is he? Is he seven years-old?
Wasn't he supposed to be around 37 years-old?
- Are you blind, or what? - It's because he was acting like baby.
You'll need to guess the item by only touching it with your butt in ungtouchable.
Two of you will turn your backs and I'll stick an item between you two.
Once you know what it is, you can say, "A cane!'.
- Isn't that simple? - I got it! - Good, you got it.
- How about we start right away. - Okay!
Does your leg hurt a lot, chairman?
No, I can walk this way too if I want to.
I can walk this way too.
The daughters-in-law can start first. Put on blindfolds and guess.
Long time no see, Joon-hee.
No one knows what items we have.
Make sure they can't see.
Come here and turn your backs to one another.
- Turn around. Good, stay there. - They look more alike with blindfolds on.
They really do look alike.
Let's try the first one.
- There's only 1/2 an inch difference. - She's really tall.
That's too dangerous, Soo-geun. Don't use anything that's alive.
I told you not to use living things.
Those things bite!
What the heck?
- This is so gross. - Seriously?
- I'm getting scared. - They can always change their pants.
That thing is way too dirty.
- It's too extreme. - What is it?
Here, here. Get ready. You need to stay here.
I'll need to use my cane. Come here.
- Come this way. - You can do it, Joon-hee.
Hurry! Hurry and guess the object.
- You can start guessing. - Put your hands to the front.
Keep your arms crossed.
- You need to straighten up. Feel around. - Try and guess.
- You can use your back. - You need this at least once a day.
- Water bottle? - Close. - Sponge?
You're getting warmer.
- Wait a second, what are you two doing? - Are you okay?
You shouldn't be doing this. This is inappropriate.
- I can't see! - Very inappropriate!
- How come you're slow-dancing with her? - I can't see.
You shouldn't do that, let's try this again.
Put your backs together and try to guess the item.
Give me your hands, we need to stick closer together.
- Really? Is that another way? - Like this.
Wait, what is this?
I got it!
A roll of toilet paper!
You got it.
Our team got it right! Alright!
How can you not get that? Let me try.
(His ceremony of singing their new album)
- Can't I do a ceremony? - There's another surprise to this game.
You get the item you guessed as your parting gift.
Now, the last game.
- Real penalties are involved. - That one is going to be hard.
- Get closer. - This is going to be really hard!
- Get close. - Where are you? - This is going to be difficult.
- Their butts won't even touch. - Where is it?
This is it.
- It's right there. - Start! - Start.
Isn't this his butt?
- No, it's not his butt. - What is this?
It's not his butt. It's something else.
Here.
Here you go, Jin Goo. I'll give you a variety.
Try to get closer.
Come closer.
- You need to feel the curves. - I'm giving you a variety of areas.
Don't I look like I'm making some kind of pottery?
(Jin Goo is still in the dark)
- Bowling ball! - No, you're wrong!
- What is it? - No, you're wrong.
- I'm wrong? - Bowling pin!
- He got it. - What? - Bowling pin!
What the #%&!
#(%*! I was thinking bowling pin and said bowling ball!
I said bowling ball!
You were going to say bowling pin?
Yeah, but I accidentally said bowling ball.
He's very good with his senses.
You knew it was a bowling pin?
Yes, I knew it was a bowling pin but said bowling ball!
- Does this mean, we lost? - Yes, we won.
- We win. - Good job, Hee-mi.
You did very well today.
The last penalty is to hit the other person with the last item.
Wait a second!
I saw this in the movie, "Tazza".
The person, who will carry on this family's name...
will be Hee-mi. You're next in line.
Oh, my god!
Oh, my!
- Congratulations. - My goodness!
I hope you carry on this family's name.
- When will I get another grandchild? - In a little bit, dad.
- You have a child already? - Didn't you say, your wife was babysitting?
- Your wife? - I meant, my mother.
How can you refer to your mom as "your wife"?
What kind of messed up family is this?
My stomach hurts.
We still have to issue our penalty.
A refreshing large bowl of ice-cold water on the butt.
- Bring it here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I'll bring it right up.
I'll go first, father.
- Hurry and pick a person. - Come here, Kang Ho-dong.
- Stick your butt out a bit. - Be careful.
It'll be fun if it's painful for me, but my fans won't be happy to see this.
- You'll get punished. - I don't think your fans have ever cared.
It's been over 20 years.
Take off your mic.
- The mic is fine. - Lift it up a bit.
Get ready.
Ungtouchable!
- Are you bowling? - I'm going to go.
(Self-water slap)
My gosh! My gosh! That scared me.
He got more wet.
His butt is waterproof.
- Look at him, he's soaking wet! - His butt repelled water.
His butt repelled water.
- Look at him, he's totally wet. - This is really cold.
(Covered in water)
I'm so cold.
He's more wet than you.
When I felt the water coming, I shot it back to you.
You did very well, applause!
Nothing can be funnier than this. No way.
I'm so cold.
I'm a very famous model in Korea.
Model? Let's see you walk.
(I'm top model, Jang Yoon-ju)
- That's right! - She's the best.
(Her confident walking is the center of attention)
(Totally out of it)
(Another woman full of charisma, Sunmi)
(She gets everyone's attention with her fatal charisma)
Honey!
(They all dance to Sunmi's charm)
Did you guys get the soybeans ready?
(Her bird impersonations are spot on)
- She's good. - Look at her crazy eyes!
- Your eyes are dreamlike! - They're beautiful.
I'm really famous in Mongolia as well.
(Who will be the charismatic winner?)
(The backstage of a glamorous runway)
How should I pose?
How should I pose to make you laugh?
(The veteran models don't let odd props get them down)
I like your voice.
(Loyal to their odd props)
(We have extremely odd models as well)
You'll find an LCD screen when you lift this up.
Just as I expected! Jang Yoon-ju!
Yes, Sunmi!
(A vicious competition to be the top model)
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Aren't you here because you were pressured by Han Hae-Jin?
It's all because of you!
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